3TEETH Warns Public About Kim Kardashian’s Ass

3TEETH has now released a new song called “Affluenza” which drips with disdain for the “new norm”.

“’AFFLUENZA’ is the all-consuming epidemic of our time. It’s a socially transmitted disease that infects via the prosthetic digital nervous system when exposed to the conspicuous consumption based infotoxins emitted from Kim Kardashian’s ass.”

– Alexis Mincolla

3TEETH share a third track from their forthcoming album, METAWAR which will be released July 5th via Century.

The band previously released the videos for “EXXXIT” and “AMERICAN LANDFILL”. Singer Alexis Mincolla, in a recent interview with Kerrang!, discussed the NSFW clip for “EXXXIT” and the concept behind the song and accompanying video, saying, “I wanted to kind of show this play off self-destruction as a form of liberation. Because I think that’s constantly what people are doing. People work Monday through Friday, 9-5, and then Friday 5 o’clock hits and we just want to get fucking obliterated.”

3TEETH have a busy summer ahead of them, aside from the July 5 release of METAWAR, the Los Angeles-based band head to Europe, joining Ministry for a two-week trek, followed by a month of North American headlining shows (dubbed the “METATOUR”).

Check out their new song “AFFLUENZA” tour dates below and get your tickets here!


Tour dates:

June 30 Berlin, Germany Huxleys

July 2 Bristol, UK SWX

July 3 Glasgow, UK SWG3 Studio Warehouse

July 4 Birmingham, UK O2 Institute

July 6 London, UK O2 Shephard’s Bush Empire

July 7 Paris, France La Machine du Moulin Rouge

July 9 Oberhausen, Germany Kulttempel

July 10 Prague, Czech Republic Roxy

July 11 Budapest, Hungary A38

July 15 Salt Lake City, UT Metro Music Hall

July 16 Denver, CO Marquis Theater

July 18 Lincoln, NE Bourbon Theatre

July 19 Kansas City, MO Riot Room

July 20 St. Louis, MO Fubar

July 22 Minneapolis, MN Studio B @ Skyway Theatre

July 23 Madison, WI High Noon Saloon

July 24 Chicago, IL Reggies Rock Club

July 25 Detroit, MI El Club

July 26 Columbus, OH A&R Music Bar

July 28 Montreal, QC Heavy Montreal

July 29 Toronto, ON Velvet Underground

July 31 Boston, MA Brighton Music Hall

August 1 New York, NY Bowery Ballroom

August 2 Philadelphia, PA Voltage Lounge

August 3 Baltimore, MD Baltimore Sound Stage

August 4 Chapel Hill, NC Local 506

August 5 Nashville, TN Exit/In

August 7 Atlanta, GA The Masquerade (Hell)

August 8 New Orleans, LA The Parish at House of Blues

August 9 Houston, TX Scout Bar

August 10 Dallas, TX Gas Monkey Bar N’ Grill

August 11 Austin, TX Empire Control Room

August 14 Tucson, AZ 191 Toole

August 15 Phoenix, AZ The Rebel Lounge

August 16 San Diego, CA Brick by Brick

August 17 Los Angeles, CA Teragram Ballroom

August 18 San Francisco, CA Slim’s

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